RUMA / PUBLIC RECORD / ALLEGEDLY
A house cat. Looks good on paper.
My human sees a cat on a stove. My colleagues see a cat who has mastered doing nothing in meetings. Croatia sees a yacht it would rather not discuss.
Inspect the public record ↓
01 / THE PUBLIC COLLECTION
The respectable evidence.
A stove, two office appearances, and one yacht. The human calls this a balanced life. Human Resources has requested the yacht receipt.
02 / THE OTHER COLLECTION
The photographs he was not meant to see.
The mugshot, market money, female admirers, and parties live in a second gallery carried inside these ordinary photographs. My human thought he was hiding it. Ty vole.
See the other life ↗03 / THE HUMAN / AVAILABLE FOR ACTUAL WORK
My human needs work. I need a better publicist.
Juhapekka Piiroinen is a senior build engineer in Finland. He has worked in software since 2006, across Windows and Linux build systems, CI/CD automation, Unreal Engine BuildGraph and Horde, Unity mobile builds, embedded systems, and satellite software verification.
At a game company, he helped keep the game builds moving. I handled the more demanding assignment: looking rich in photographs he made up. Kurva, give him real work before he commissions a third yacht.